🙂 Just a small dose of Dorothy Parker for your day 🙂
“You can drag a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” HA!
“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”
“I’d like to have money, and I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.”
“Time doth flit; oh sh*t.”
“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”
“Wit has truth in it; Wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.”
“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
“I hate writing. I love having written.”
“Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, Sorrow, A Friend, and a Foe.”
Virgobeautys World 
Gosh I love these, thanks fpr sharing them!
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My pleasure. Don’t you just love her sarcastic wit. 🙂
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You know, now I’m going to have to brush up on some more of her work. I love her presentation and spunk in the quotes you shared. Thank you for this.
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Absolutely. She definitely made her mark. My inner rebel gets excited reading her work.
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